Techno-Quotes


- "I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them". Isaac Asimov

- "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity".Author Unknown

- "Physics is the universe’s operating system." Steven R Garman

- "I sit looking at this damn computer screen all day long, day in and day out, week after week, and think: Man, if I could just find the 'on' switch..."  Zachary Good.

- "Hardware:  where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.  Software:  where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is."  Dave Barry

- "The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim." Edsger W. Dijkstra

-"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."Stephen Hawking

- "Any fool can use a computer.  Many do." Ted Nelson

- "Computing is not about computers any more.  It is about living." Nicholas Negroponte

- "In God we trust, all others we virus scan." Author Unknown

References:
http://www.devtopics.com/101-more-great-computer-quotes/
http://www.quotegarden.com/computers.html
http://www.devtopics.com/101-great-computer-programming-quotes/
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/QuotesComputer.html

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